In a little game of “Who’s more likely…?”
Once upon a time Snooki and Jwoww were partying on the boardwalk in New Jersey, with not a worry in mind except who could drink more. Now the two are both moms who change diapers instead of take shots, and they prefer to go by their real names — Nicole (Snooki) and Jenni (Jwoww). They stopped by BuzzFeed and played a game of “Who’s More Likely…” to prove how well they know each other — and also themselves. Here’s what went down.
1. Whose kids have the most clothes?
Nicole: Meilani has a lot of clothes.
Jenni: She really does.
2. Who’s better at checking their kids with one look?
Nicole: She’s scary. She can be scary.
3. Who will be better at explaining sex?
Nicole: I’m a pervert. So I kind of know how to talk about it, but not, like, be embarrassing or awkward. So I think I’m going to be good.
Jenni: I’m just going to send my kids to Auntie Nicole.
4. Who will end up driving a minivan?
Nicole: Ew! Not me! Are you kidding? I fucking hate minivans.
Jenni: I’d get an Escalade. Or a truck. Roll up on 24s. I am not coming to school in a minivan.
Nicole: I am not a minivan mom.
Jenni: Even though they are actually really dope inside.
5. Who will let their kids stay up past 10 p.m.?
Nicole: I’m a night owl and so are my kids. I think they take after me.
Jenni: And I’m, like, ready for bed at 8:30.
6. Who is still the biggest partier?
Jenni: Pretty even. Because we suck at it.
Nicole: We don’t want to party anymore. But when we do, we party.
Jenni: I get carried home. And I love it.
7. Who is the better singer?
8. Who is the coolest mom?
Nicole: We are both cool moms.
9. Who will be the stricter mom?
Nicole: You’re psycho.
Jenni: I’m crazy.
10. Whose husband changes the most diapers?
Nicole: I would say both.
Jenni: Well Jionni has two kids.
Nicole: Technically Jionni, but Roger is good too.
Jenni: Roger can catch up. And he loves poopy diapers. It makes you feel good!
Nicole: It means she’s healthy!
11. Who is the most likely to shrink the laundry?
Jenni: I’m terrible! Roger doesn’t let me do laundry anymore.
Nicole: Really? I thought you were good at that stuff.
Jenni: Fuck that! I’m good at everything; I hate fucking laundry. Hate it.
Nicole: I hate laundry too.
12. Who is the bigger slob?
Jenni: Circa 2009, Nicole. But now she’s stepped up her game so we are pretty even.
Nicole: Yeah, not a slob anymore. But 2009? Whew.
Jenni: Yeah, she didn’t bathe.
13. Who is a better cook?
Nicole: Jenni knows what she’s doing. I’m learning! But you’ve been doing it for a while.
14. Who is more likely to go into politics?
Jenni: Nicole. Unless it’s to go against Chris Christie. (holds up her head)
Nicole: I know nothing about politics.
Jenni: But you’re a good speaker.
Nicole: Jenni’s fierce.
Jenni: I just like speaking my mind.
15. Who read a book last?
Nicole: I’m reading a book now!
Jenni: Me too!
Nicole: What are you reading?
Jenni: Dan Brown.
Nicole: Oh you read books-books. I read zombie books. I’m currently reading a New Jersey zombie apocalypse book. I love reading sci-fi.
Jenni: If you were to say who would be the best at the apocalypse and survive? It would be her.
Nicole: Once the zombies come, you’ll be coming to me.
Jenni: I’m going to Maine. Because nobody is going up there. There’s nothing up there to eat. I’m going to Roger’s parents and loading up on ammo.
16. Who’s more likely to make a scene at a restaurant?
Nicole: Me. Unless Jenni is drinking. She’s really awkward.
Jenni: Or if someone is rude, Nicole will stick up for us.
17. Who makes the best cookies?
Jenni: You, you’re a really good baker.
Nicole: I like baking.
18. Who is a better dancer?
Nicole: We are both good dancers.
Jenni: Yeah, in our own way.
19. Who throws a better punch?
Nicole: I’m working on it. She’ll kick my ass though.
Tune into Snooki & Jwoww Wednesday nights at 10 p.m. on MTV.